I have no idea what I'm doing...

This blog seemed like a good idea at the time. Depot for useless thoughts. Now I can't think of a single thing to post here. I've got about ten aborted posts, dead after three sentences, sitting in my saved pile. Maybe I need a gimmick.

This is me hog-tying my parents' dog. Really. It's the best I can do.

I'm strongly considering internet retirement at this point...